COOL NEWS

Showing posts tagged lol

The 2012 Forbes Fictional 15 Richest list
Forbes has instantaneously shot onto the cool list with their 2012 list of the 15 richest fictional characters. This shows that they don’t take themselves too seriously, actually get what people want and are interested in, and know the value of being able to make their product interesting.
Here’s a snippet of some of their amazing commentary:

It’s a great time to be imaginary. The characters that make up this year’s edition of the Forbes Fictional 15, our annual listing of fiction’s richest, boast an aggregate net worth of $209.5 billion. That’s up a stunning 59% from last year — and it’s enough cash to give $30 to every (real) person on the planet.
On top of the list is the ancient red-golden dragon Smaug, known by hobbits and dwarves across Middle Earth as “Smaug the Tremendous” and “Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy.” Smaug’s personal fortune jumped 16% from last year to $62 billion after wyrm watchers crafted a more detailed analysis of his massive hoard of coins, jewels and antiques.
Fiction’s second-richest character makes his first appearance on the list in 2012, and not without controversy. Diamond mining magnate Flintheart Glomgold (net worth $51.9 billion) stole the title of “World’s Richest Duck” from his arch nemesis (and former list member) Scrooge McDuck when the longtime rivals bet their entire fortunes on the results of an around the world race. Now penniless, McDuck is crying fowl: He says Glomgold cheated, hiring The Beagle Boys to kidnap his nephew Donald and Magica De Spell to ground his zeppelin. He’s sworn to recover his fortune.

Check out the list here.

The 2012 Forbes Fictional 15 Richest list

Forbes has instantaneously shot onto the cool list with their 2012 list of the 15 richest fictional characters. This shows that they don’t take themselves too seriously, actually get what people want and are interested in, and know the value of being able to make their product interesting.

Here’s a snippet of some of their amazing commentary:

It’s a great time to be imaginary. The characters that make up this year’s edition of the Forbes Fictional 15, our annual listing of fiction’s richest, boast an aggregate net worth of $209.5 billion. That’s up a stunning 59% from last year — and it’s enough cash to give $30 to every (real) person on the planet.

On top of the list is the ancient red-golden dragon Smaug, known by hobbits and dwarves across Middle Earth as “Smaug the Tremendous” and “Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy.” Smaug’s personal fortune jumped 16% from last year to $62 billion after wyrm watchers crafted a more detailed analysis of his massive hoard of coins, jewels and antiques.

Fiction’s second-richest character makes his first appearance on the list in 2012, and not without controversy. Diamond mining magnate Flintheart Glomgold (net worth $51.9 billion) stole the title of “World’s Richest Duck” from his arch nemesis (and former list member) Scrooge McDuck when the longtime rivals bet their entire fortunes on the results of an around the world race. Now penniless, McDuck is crying fowl: He says Glomgold cheated, hiring The Beagle Boys to kidnap his nephew Donald and Magica De Spell to ground his zeppelin. He’s sworn to recover his fortune.

Check out the list here.

Tina Fey “bows reverently before the fake ashes of late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, dispursed by Sacha Baron Cohen” on the red carpet at the 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012.

This is one of the many reasons why Tina Fey is the comedic genius that she is. She saw an opportunity and took it. Sometimes the most brilliant things aren’t planned.

Mayor Bloomberg Proclaims Today “Gossip Girl Day”

So… remember that time that NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg turned into a 15 year old girl and gossiped about a teen drama? Yeah…

Side note: Serena’s ratchet “cousin” Ivy is in the photo so you know she’ll be back on GG at some point.

(Items bolded by me for emphasis)

———————————————————

“For some of us, it feels as though Gossip Girl has been on for 100 years. “I think my teenage daughter has aged out of it,” a grizzled member of the press corps cracked at Long Island City’s Silvercup Studios this morning. In fact, the show is about to air its 100th episode, which is why members of the press were waiting in a room that more dedicated viewers would recognize as Chuck Bass’s Empire Hotel Suite for Mayor Bloomberg, who was working his way out to Queens in order to proclaim the day “Gossip Girl Day.”

He was a little late, but when the Mayor, accompanied by his staff, the cast, and the creators of the show finally bustled in, the reason for the delay became clear: The mayor had been catching up on DVR. “I don’t have a whole lot of time to follow what New York magazine has called ‘The Greatest Teen Drama of our time,’ he said, feigning indifference. “But I am interested in finding out who the real Gossip Girl is—Serena’s cousin, maybe? And I don’t see how Blair could marry Prince Lewis while she is clearly in love with Chuck, although she and Dan became pretty close when they interned at that fashion magazine. And I just wish that Nate and Vanessa had been able to work things out, I guess Nate was preoccupied with everything that was going on with his father and Jenny and, I mean, it was a tangled web, I guess Dan would have ended up making their relationship impossible anyway, but I’m just a casual fan.” 

Five minutes after the ceremony, in the Humphrey’s Brooklyn loft, conveniently located next door to the Bass Cave (No WONDER it takes them no time to get from the Upper East Side to Brooklyn!) the show’s producer-writers Josh Safran and Stephanie Savage addressed the controversial mid-season opener, in which Blair turns to religion. “For us in our minds it was maybe a little less literal about like, religion, and more about Blair’s guilt about doing something that she thought was selfish, and being punished for it,” said Savage. “Blair felt because of what had just happened to her, she didn’t have control, so she looked for a way to regain control, and that way was to come up with something that gave her a sense of control,” added Safran. “I’m sad that some people might have seen that as, Blair believes in God, and that means that God exists and God is doing this, but the whole point is that she believes it, and belief is strong. You can’t break belief.”

Or can you? It was we who believed that Gossip Girl was the Greatest Show of Our Time, we pointed out, but lately we haven’t been so sure. “Next week’s episode will revitalize you,” Safran promised, indicating that the show will contain a Big Twist—and possibly reveal the identity of Gossip Girl herself. And after that, Savage assured us, there will be many, many more episodes to come. “We don’t plan on ending the show this season,” she said. Yay?

(And for the curious, here are some photos from insde the Humphrey loft.)”

Samuel L Jackson Placeholder Text
Ever had the need to use placeholder text when designing something? Is Lorem Ipsum Dolor not doing it for you anymore? Step into the world of Samuel L Ipsum. Instead of taking random latin text to fill a space, it instead takes random text portions from characters that Samuel L Jackson has played. Will you get something from Pulp Fiction or Snakes on a Plane? Who knows. That’s part of the fun.
Try out Samuel L Ipsum here.

Samuel L Jackson Placeholder Text

Ever had the need to use placeholder text when designing something? Is Lorem Ipsum Dolor not doing it for you anymore? Step into the world of Samuel L Ipsum. Instead of taking random latin text to fill a space, it instead takes random text portions from characters that Samuel L Jackson has played. Will you get something from Pulp Fiction or Snakes on a Plane? Who knows. That’s part of the fun.

Try out Samuel L Ipsum here.

Forever Alone Toy

The Forever Alone Head is 4” tall, hand painted and crafted from plastic. It comes with a supporting stand to display the sculpture. To produce these they’ve partnered with a company that’s made toy figures for Nintendo, Ubisoft amongst others. I can only hope that this is the first of many Rage sculptures. My vote for the next one is how I feel about this project: Me Gusta.

Buy it for $35 here.

© Copyright COOL NEWS 2011–2012 | Powered by Tumblr | Theme by paulfosterdesign